Enter Our Vortex

Jan 24

Attention:

the cat pissed in my bed. Just so you know

Jan 12

“you’re not bothering me, you’re causing me physical pain.”
- while I was letting the roomies know what the Tyra show was covering the next week” Erectus

Jan 5

Inappropriate.

Erectus: "what do you call 2 gay latinos?"
Abomb: "the gardeners"
Erectus: "Juan on Juan. But the gardeners works well too"

Dec 29

The most depressing 20-something yuppie conversation ever

while drinking martinis:
Mr. Ambition: "I just thought I would be so much further by 25"
other 20-somethings: "I just thought that life would somehow come together and make sense by this point"
Abomb: "guys, I'm going to be 24 and still working on my bachelor's. It's taken me 6 years to complete what you completed in 4. No one gets to talk."
Mr Ambition: "I just thought I would own my own corporation by this point or something."
Abomb: "I need another drink."
Notes: Mr. Ambition makes easily $100k a year. And has the coolest job ever. I wish I made up this conversation

Dec 16

World domination takes place during a snow day

Pink= ABomb

Green= GBall

Black= Rocky

Blue= Zeus

- Posted by ABomb (who wishes she was at home, winning this game, instead of being at work)

Dec 15

Who are we?

Just 5 20 somethings who live together in the frozen northland. Basically the best time you will ever have.

Just a typical Vortex discussion

(earlier I was talking to Mr. Manager about how I want to raise my kids in the states, because of the better family values or something. In all honesty, we were having a phone conversation and I stopped listening and then he asked me a question and I just needed to answer his question. GBall walked in while I was saying this and was making fun of the comment when this took place)
GBall: "Maybe I'm a whore because I don't have good family values."
me: "Wanna go get an abortion tomorrow? They're free here."
GBall: "Yeah and after we can go smoke some marijauna since it's legal"
me: "Then we can go have a homosexual wedding"
Zeus: "But only if we can inject heroin from the safe injection clinic. Go to the safe needle exchange"
-Posted by ABomb