RAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Au revoir, vortex.  It’s been fun!!!!

Sad?

The Vortex is coming to a close soon.  I would like to think it has nothing to do with our failure...

clarification

The below comment was made entirely in jest.  There will be no actual curb stomping

Erectus: i think if given the chance...i would curb stomp akon
Erectus: i hate him that much
Erectus: not becuase i'm a racist and i liked that ed nortan movie...but because hes terrible at life

hahahahahaha

“M: “that was easier than Castro” J:...”

That's what she said

Rocky: "If I had the capital, I would go into a cash intensive farm, like emu or bison."
Abomb: "I would eat your meat"
What? I like emu jerkey like a lot

Listen

Attention:

the cat pissed in my bed.  Just so you know

“you’re not bothering me, you’re causing me...”
— Erectus

Inappropriate.

Erectus: "what do you call 2 gay latinos?"
Abomb: "the gardeners"
Erectus: "Juan on Juan. But the gardeners works well too"

The most depressing 20-something yuppie...

while drinking martinis:
Mr. Ambition: "I just thought I would be so much further by 25"
other 20-somethings: "I just thought that life would somehow come together and make sense by this point"
Abomb: "guys, I'm going to be 24 and still working on my bachelor's. It's taken me 6 years to complete what you completed in 4. No one gets to talk."
Mr Ambition: "I just thought I would own my own corporation by this point or something."
Abomb: "I need another drink."
Notes: Mr. Ambition makes easily $100k a year. And has the coolest job ever. I wish I made up this conversation

World domination takes place during a snow day Pink=...

Who are we?

Just 5 20 somethings who live together in the frozen northland. Basically the best time you...

Just a typical Vortex discussion

(earlier I was talking to Mr. Manager about how I want to raise my kids in the states, because of the better family values or something. In all honesty, we were having a phone conversation and I stopped listening and then he asked me a question and I just needed to answer his question. GBall walked in while I was saying this and was making fun of the comment when this took place)
GBall: "Maybe I'm a whore because I don't have good family values."
me: "Wanna go get an abortion tomorrow? They're free here."
GBall: "Yeah and after we can go smoke some marijauna since it's legal"
me: "Then we can go have a homosexual wedding"
Zeus: "But only if we can inject heroin from the safe injection clinic. Go to the safe needle exchange"
-Posted by ABomb